I'll Scratch YOURS

Periodically I pay attention to stuff. I've noticed I have several friends here in the Blogosphere who have book releases coming up, so I thought I would throw out a broad-stroked invitation: If you are

1)  A Tart Follower

2)  With a Book Release that has just happened or will happen soon AND

3)  Are willing to commit to my Naked World Domination Plans *cough *



Okay, maybe you don't need to COMMIT on that last, just seriously CONSIDER...



And you would be interested in Guest Blogging to promote your book, maybe get a little buzz going...



You would be reaching readers who are:

1)  The smartest out there

2)  Really nice people

3)  Well-connected among readers and promoters

4)  Naked

And Here's the Scoop:



She who'd write a Blog for me, must answer me these questions Three, ere the other side she see:

1)  WHAT is your Name? (Author bio)

2)WHAT is your Quest? Erm... Book? (pitch, blurb, cover copy)

3)WHAT is the air speed Velocity of a Laden Swallow? How did you find your way to publication?

If You are interested, EMAIL me with Guest Blog in the subject line, let me know your book release date, and we can set it up: hartjohnson23ATgmailDOTcom.

IF you are Chad Kroeger, Johnny Depp, Viggo Mortenson, Jason Isaacs, or Gerard Butler and you would like your back scratched, call me.  Addendum:  And the previously unknown but undeniably hot Clive Owen.



Acknowledgement:  I should thank Authors Promoting Authors for THEIR campaign along a similar vein, as it probably would not have occurred to me to throw this out there without them.  If YOU have a blog and are willing to do the same, they did a blog last week on the topic.  Check it out and sign up.