See… I know most of you find it hard to believe, but by day I am a respectable statistician, doing research about people’s quality of life. There are few who would suspect the statuesque number geek of running a Naked World Domination Plan.
There are equally few who would suspect the Naked Chick really grooves on something called Covariance Structure Modeling and gets excited by something called MODERATING (though to be perfectly honest, I really prefer mediation).
And then there is this precarious line of the aspiring author, drawing on expertise wherever she can find it. That is the one who is feeling a strange melding of worlds today and wondering if she can survive the dual force of gravity.
Let me e’splain.
As regular readers know… I’ve been polishing away, and CONFLUENCE is looking hot. I’m very happy, other than the brain blip I apparently had in chapter 30 where my chronology got messed up with that last shortening spurt, but it will be fixed by the end of the week… no worries.
And you also know my plan to query early this month—if I got nibbles… all good, if not… Amazon…
Well here is the FANTASTIC news: in fewer than 18 hours I got an email saying ‘I’d be delighted to review, please send…” or thereabouts… I nearly soiled my armor I was so excited, though that would make the printing of pages and such messy, so I managed to calm down enough to POST A FACEBOOK STATUS… okay, so I’m easily sidetracked… but THEN, I started pulling things together… 75 pages—not a problem, heck, all but the last 30 are READY. Synopsis deserved a read through, but wasn’t as bad as I’d feared—at least the one-pager wasn’t, so I went with that… it said ‘short’… Author bio…
Do I send a resume? Seems overkill when most of my jobs aren’t relevant… but SAY… some of them make me INTERESTING! And I SHOULD include stuff that makes me better at story telling in some way, which ALL OF IT does… but most of it would require a paragraph explaining HOW, so that is probably overkill.
Anyway. I gave it a shot. One page. I included the three most recent scientific references with a note I’d send the full list if she wanted it. I put current job with a little info, and just the type for a few more. I included reference to the places I am on the internet, mostly because it is probably good or bad, depending on perspective, and people who see it as good will credit me, and people who would see it as bad would get mad later if not previously disclosed… I guess… Like I said… totally a shot in the dark as to what was appropriate.
When I went to print my labels to take the stack to the post office, I realized I was sending this to Portland, so I’m hoping THAT is a very good omen. (and it leans me a little toward being comfortable being both naked AND a geek—Portland has a lot of naked geeks and they are the BEST kind of people).
For future reference though, if anyone has a good reference for what should and should not go in the author bio... I'd love to know what I SHOULD have done...