On the third day of Christmas her Tartness gave to us...
Three Christmas Listies
Two Tartlet Minis
And a Boy Toy on a Hay Bale
By three Christmas Listies, I mean, my personal, my writer, and my tart list, of course...
Slippers
Best of Aerosmith CD
Half Blood Prince DVD
University of Oregon Sweatshirt
Comfy, warm, yet fashionable hiking boots
Jasmine or gardenia bath wash
Query Godmother
Three perfect synopses for my trilogy
Agent Who is SUPEREXCITED about me
Publishing Contract large enough to give up the day job
Notebooks, pens, ink cartridges, typing paper, more pens, more paper
Gift certificate for book tour fitness plan
New laptop with better software
First Day of Christmas Boy Toy
One day a week each with Viggo Mortenson, Johnnie Depp, & Jason Isaacs
Swimmable sized hottub with taps for champagne or chocolate
Personal trainer named Sven who does massage after every workout
Body paints in fruit and chocolate flavors