Fair Warning....

Cruella's asleep

Digressing all that she knows

The Tart is asleep

Without any clothes



It's all well and good

When the Tart runs a-buff

and nothing goes wrong

When Cruella thinks random stuff



But when Tarts start digressing

It all goes amok

and when Cruella's undressing'

Then time gets all stuck



Because everyone knows

It's the Tart who goes nude

and when Cruella's digressing

then everything's good



But when Digressionistas

Start acting like Tarts

and Tarts start random thinking

That fine, subtle art



Then all of the people

should run for the sea

because World Domination

is a fact soon to be!



Tricksey Corgy

Joel has learned a mean, dirty trick. My husband and I sleep at different temperatures, so the comforter is only over my side. Joel has decided to take advantage of this half-on-the-floor soft blanket (no issues yet) but he has now begun crawling UNDER it, then rolling away from me, so I am comforter-less and he is a cozy Joel-in-a-blanket, completely surrounded. rolls eyes