Best Birthday Present Ever!!!

JKRowling made her announcement this morning... It's COMING... I should let you watch HER announce it, but let me tell you... I am SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!





And because it is Delusional Thursday, and my birthday, and she made this announcement, and Misattributing is my super power... I thought I'd give a little history about JKRowling channeling me...



I began writing with fan fiction, right? (the answer is yes, in case you didn't know)







First channeling coup:



My first story, The Other Prince, detailed the life of Eileen Prince, Snape's mum. I'm THRILLED that even though I wrote this before the last book, it holds up to all but the most picky canon examination, INCLUDING that Sirius and Regulus's dad is named Orion and the Black girls' dad is named Cygnus... I wrote that BEFORE the release of the family tree. (my only goof is I made them brothers instead of cousins--that gross man Orion MARRIED his cousin--can you say ick?)







Best Laid Plans (sometimes go awry)



This was the second long one I wrote, and though I wrote it largely tongue in cheek--it stuck to canon anyway (I am wacky that way). It was written as an alternative 7th book BEFORE the 7th was available, and there is shocking overlap with how it turned out. The main highlights:



Page 4 uses the WORDS 'best laid plans' and page 11 uses awry

Nagini occupies the body of a woman

Snape was in love with Lily

Harry is a horcrux

Snape dies to save Harry





And then there is the Tart Coup NOT in BLP



Harry has a NAKED scene!





So you see... Jo and I have a long history of a mind meld... but STILL, I'd love to thank her for this fabulous birthday present!!!



I am off to the spa!!! (a gift from my boss)