How XL can you be?

O.
Man.

I decided to hook up with some memers and make a vlog that actually shows my face... yikes. You can do it, too... and then maybe I won't be the only complete dipstick in the bunch :P Click that button if you are brave enough...




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This is just about one of the scariest things I have ever seen. It was super fun to do but... whoa.



What is up with my neck? It looks so ... stringy.

And what a pinhead!

And the blinking! I swear I didn't have anything in my eyes... not even my contacts. Maybe that was the problem... I couldn't see farther than 2 feet away. Just freakin' shoot me...

Thank the Lord I had colored my hair the other day... but too bad it is sort of olive greenish... and no, I don't swim so it isn't from chlorine.

Did you ever meet a person who had NO LIPS before?

Can you believe I had NOT been drinking?

Yeah, you know it took a hefty darp to post this one ;-)