Ye see, me hearties, I be havin’ an ‘ell uv a time decitin’ betwixt th’events o’ th’day! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day, and it be th’day our sweet ‘Ermione came inte th’world! So I thinks, well I cen’t decide sech a bewildrin’ thing! So I thut mehbe I’d talk ‘bout ‘Ermione, but like the Cap’n I be!‘Ermione Granger, as ye know, be second mate te ‘Arry Potter, an she be a fine witch! Pirates den’t entirely trust witches, as often they be wantin some part’n our booty, er tryin’ te trick us with their potions, but ‘Arry, ‘n Ron, ‘n ‘Ermione, they be alright.
Firs, see, she be like renegade fer a witch. Our firs hint e' course be brewin' th'polyjuice, wherein she plotted te steal from the rich te give te th'poor... er well... er at least trick th'rich inte givin' some infermation.
Now, your charge fe th'day: Talk Like a Pirate, me hearty! An celebrate our 'Ermione!
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